Wait, that's not even Russia!

What the FOX is this?

This is in Australia. You can tell by the number at the top of the video. They're having a terrible Summer right now.

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in Flesh Light

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in can.

Thank god he was wearing knee pads! Nothing to see here.

How far do we have to go before we say ENOUGH to Black Friday deals?

That hairy guy in the background always gets shafted in their videos.

Did that guy say "cut the strings"? Doesn't exactly seem like a good solution to me to let that thing loose while mostly inflated.

Also, I wouldn't want to step onto a giant mostly-inflated balloon. One giant gust and you go for a ride.

Oh it is definitely awesome editing. If you listen very closely you can hear very brief and subtle breaks.

As does Martha Stewart. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Fuck. I just tried the boiling hot water trick and it did not work. I just ended up burning myself. I think I'll sue her for 2.7 million!

Little known fact: these guys just met 5 minutes earlier. They completely improvised this whole thing.

*kill

*kill