Kick ass! Congrats, pumkin'! I guess now that you are forever immortalized as a galaxy member, we should just come clean and let everyone know you were my sockpuppet all along. Bwahaha.

Trilateral Cat Commission forever!

Selfish *promote!

They cut out the best line: "You got iPads built into the walls and you're jerking your dick like a fucking pilgrim!"

I hope he didn't leave any A$$ Grav33 in his pants.

That's a shame. I really like Wanda Sykes.

*isdupe

*promote

I don't disagree that deaths by drunk driving are a real danger, but DUI laws tend to only do two things: 1. Revenue creation for the city/state. 2. Punish people preemptively before they create a victim.

Whatever happened to no victim, no crime?

Thanks, Eric. It's pretty quiet on the Sift these days, huh? What happened to all the fun and drama?

How about just *promote?

*doublepromote

Videogames, now that's cool. Working in what capacity exactly? Designing or...?

Yeah, doing well. Mainly I've been busy writing - It's become a fulltime gig. And I have some things lined up I've been setting up for the past couple of years that are finally starting fall into line, so I'm pretty happy. It's a tough industry, though.

Yeah, obviously, I haven't been commenting too much on here either. Good to see the few familiar faces on here though.

^Oh snap! I feel like I'm just one of the girls. Giggle.

Coins!!

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.