"We're safe right now. We're totally safe." ... "Put the car in reverse. Back up! BACK THE FUCK UP!"

Wow. That was...so depressing.

Just stupid enough to be really funny.

Brrrr!

That's awesome. I wonder if I have any dumb friends I can try that on.

THAT was SWEET. Thanks for the info about snooker, I wouldn't've known what was going on without it.

OK guys, list the Bonds in order from greatest to least. Mine are: Connery, Craig, Dalton, Brosnan, Lazenby, Moore.

Moore came after Lazenby for me because he ruined lots of movies, while Lazenby only messed up one.

sorry. my friend sent it to me, said it was banned. I'll change it.

I agree with the above...the LA accent sounded the best to me.

If his Jewish mother is anything like my Jewish mother, he almost gave her a heart attack and he'll know it for the rest of his life.

Question talker or not I thought that was really good. Is it from Taxi to the Dark Side?

I was waiting for them to make out. Other than that it was sweeeet.

djsunkid, thanks for the promote, and I'll second that. I'd love to see the article.

I liked intro sequence theater...

"Do you talk back like that to your teachers?"
*mumbled* "...no"
"Then why would you talk like that to me?"
"Well sir, none of my teachers wear shorts to work."