sift of the millennium

I have been rigorously studying this video for the past 8 weeks and my findings are as such:

"This mad stupid* yo."

IN CONCLUSION! This guy's a slime douche to the max and this video, while seemingly appearing accurate enough to some on the grounds of the basest, most low hanging fruit-esque generalizing sweep of cliched male-female interactions one might come across in various U.S. coastal cities, this run-on sentence is actually a quicksand trap of words and why are you still reading it? Care to guess how many Artax's I've caught and consumed with a sentence like the one above?

Just one. Artax, baby jesus de christo rest his equine spirit, was a one of a kind! One of a kind.

How does garbagio like this make it to top 5? I mean, come on!


*Stupid bad, not stupid cool.

Is it too much to ask for music like this to end with a ritual gun shot to symbolize the producer of said musics killing his or herself?

Oh yes I will.

Elcor theatre is the best theatre.

Sounds like mall ambiance.

Ugh. I want to destroy his voice with a hammer.

Are you fucking kidding me?! Was this trail designed with slow riding in mind or by a dungeon master?

Yeah, what the hell is happening here? Pretty fucked up if the police cranked up the speed just to disperse the crowd, even if the majority of them are angry douche-bags.

This needs to be a game.

Next time on Hoarders...

Yes. Correction, man FINDS gas leak with lighter.

This needs snoop dogg background music.

Next level.

The evidence is mounting.