Hubbard took to the sea, to avoid the law. He told his loyal dupes that he was traveling around to dig up buried treasure, which he had buried in another life. (Natch!)

Instead he dug the treasure out of their butts.

"Study of knowingness." ...of any outnesses in that... It was bad enough back then, but to be a Scilon now! Holy Xenu!

I read where back in the early days, about one in ten people, upon being around Hubbard, could tell immediately that he was full of crap. Well, I believe I would have been one of those people. I have a lot of intuition, and low hypnotic threshold.

I like several things he says, but especially:

"It's like mashed potatoes, but it's not mashed and it's not potatoes."

That's exactly what all these other space aliens sound like when they try to explain what "it" is. Scientology is NOT just like every other religion. No other religion is so clearly documented as a money-sucking scam. Read the well researched Hubbard bio, BARE-FACED MESSIAH on the Xenu website. No other religion keeps their genesis story secret until you reach the $200,000 level, and then you find out it is Xenu! Hubbard pasted religion on his self-help hypnosis scam, and 99.X% of the people who are alive today, and got roped into Hubbard's scam when he was alive, are no longer in the cult.

They never put old people in these videos because they are so f'd up and unintelligible, they can't even fake exuberance anymore. It is like they make a ploy for lonely, desperate young people who want new friends, and to try something mysterious, but Scientology is no longer a mystery.

Hubbard's REAL claims are as far out as red shirt's proclamations. DC-8 replicas 75 million years ago, and streets that look "much the same as they do today."