Screw Viagra, did you see what that vitamin B-1 did?

I tried to start a Hubble Fan Club a few years ago. Nobody in Louisiana was interested.

you guys are mean

Oh damn it, Babymech just referenced the same Ron Paul quote that I did in a previous anti-Ron Paul comment of mine. I want to go ahead and preemptively refute any claims that I may be Babymech for the purposes of trolling. Also, I don't think you were trolling, Babymech.

And fuck Ron Paul.

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This guy is cool because he apologizes for the shaky camera, which wasn't nearly as bad as some I've seen. He kept his shakiness to a minimum and recognized that even that was something to avoid. I officially, more than ever, support our troops!

I absolutely do not support Ron Paul as about the only things I agree with him on are the drug war and other "wars." I absolutely feel the same way about these drug laws.

Fuck Ron Paul but this was brilliant.

brilliant

What the hell are all you internet kids doing? Ron Paul is not a good idea.
Sure he's anti-war and anti-drugwar but are any of paying attention to his other ideas? It seems that everyone seems to ignore the fact that he's pro-life.
He not only voted for but, in fact, introduced the Sanctity of Life Act of 2005 that would define the beginning of life at conception and has even called himself an "unshakable foe of abortion."
Ron Paul is opposed to any individuals "not related by blood or marriage" adopting children and, in conjunction, is opposed to same sex marriage thereby preventing gay couples not only from getting married but also from starting any kind of family. Although, to his credit, he did oppose the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage.
Congressman Paul is also opposed to any form of national healthcare. He would like the United States to remain the only western industrialized nation to not provide free healthcare to it's citizens. If you ask me, that's about as ridiculous as allowing the fire department to send you a bill after saving your life and your home from a devastating fire, or worrying about calling the police when your house is broken into because you can't afford to pay the "cop bill."
But it seems that, despite all this, Ron Paul has gained an immense amount of support from communities of people on the internet. I can't hit my stumbleupon button or check videosift without seeing some Ron Paul zealot blindly pushing a candidate that I suspect holds views that directly oppose his supporters. This is really weird too, considering that he opposed Bill HR 5252 Amendment 987 which would have legally protected network neutrality.
Ron Paul doesn't want the government to fight in these wars or spend so much money fighting the drug war but he also doesn't want the government to do anything else for you like allow you to get stitched up at the hospital without worrying about a giant bill or even protecting your precious internet.

That show sucked.

this video was hilarious because i'm imagining the first time he opened that battery

I always upvote things I previously submitted. Hope you have better luck with it.

I can't stop watching this. It's just fun to hear.

I work as a first call responder for the medical examiner and various funeral homes in the area. We frequently make house calls to pick up dead people at home. I recently went to the wrong house at about 3:30am. I knocked on the door and introduced myself as Lucas from Whatever Funeral Home. The lady that greeted me looked pretty worried that somebody at home was dead and she hadn't heard about it.
Pretty embarrassing but at least I didn't break any windows.

It was still funny.

laughing out loud is one thing but i laughed while pointing at the screen