I believe he says "This TV sucks", as in, that's why he jumped off the cliff, because he couldn't see it, due to the shittiness of his TV.
>> ^grahamslam:
I mean, who starts the level by running off the edge of a cliff and then says "see, this sucks".

What the HELL is wrong with the reporter narrating the footage? He sounds like he's trying to rap to a beat that only he can hear. Alternatively, like he is trying to keep a ping-pong ball afloat while speaking. Dude, not all consonants have to be CRAZY articulated.

No, it's "towed", as in what a tow truck does, not "toed" as in tip-toes. The way he's using it is to say that McCain was the face of the movement within the party. The way you've interpreted it would mean that he was being very prudent not to go quite too far. I believe you are mistaken in your interpretation, sir.

Highest incarceration rate of any civilization in recorded history. I agree, Rhesus, that it's kind of absurd, but to be frank, suggesting that you would fight a TSA agent is equally moronic. It would be much less of a metaphorical fight for common sense to prevail, and more of a you-getting-tackled-and-mobbed kind of fight that would get you detained, and charged with assault, possibly with elevated charges for it being on a federal agent in an airport.

Fairly sure that no guy could do this. When she's facing forwards, that hump is the only thing keeping her on. That would destroy my balls in ways I can't even imagine.

>> ^NaMeCaF:
If he was clinically dead, how come he was moving his arms and looked like he was trying to breathe?

I think the arm and tongue movement you can see on camera is a result of the defibrillator shock. You have a few large muscles in your arms that, when contracted, will bend your arm like that. They also mention that he's in seizure, which could explain the movement.

Made an account just to reply on this video. He was not single when this was made, and when he says "I'm divorced from that now" he's talking about an idea, not a literal marital divorce.

As for the comment that he's only able to be divorced from this idea because of how successful and wealthy he became, that's complete bullshit. He's not saying that people should refrain from participating in the economy, he's saying that people shouldn't focus on acquiring things for the sake of having things. If something brings you joy, I'm sure Carlin would be for it, his example with the trucks and the dvd players has to do with people buying things as a dick-measuring contest.