Microsoft are installing adware and spyware on millions of PCs without their owners' consent. They're criminals, unambiguously, and they should be punished - brutally and extravagantly.

I have to say, a public bathroom really is the last place I'd want to rape anyone.

These things always drive me crazy watching the cables trail behind them and get tangled under their feet. You're spending all that cash on a VR setup, you can't hang a hook or a pulley from your ceiling?

When I was about six I caught some sort of hallucinatory fever that convinced me evil vines and creepers were taking over everything and we had to evacuate the planet.

My mother was trying to get me to sleep it off and I kept screaming at her "You don't understand, we have to get to NASA! The plants are coming!"

*discard haha

*discard

*promote

Dare we hope?

It's impossible for me not to ask if you've read All-Star Superman and Red Son.

Cultural appropriation has to be the most moronic idea to gain traction in all of human history. Big claim, I know, but consider this: Culture IS appropriation. If other people don't pick up on your ideas and make use of them, then you DON'T HAVE A CULTURE; that's how it spreads; that's the only way it can EXIST. It's also, hey, fundamental to our success as a species. Better put a stop to it then.

CA is literally a null concept. It's like accusing a mathematician of 'cumulative addition'.

Overheard in a restaurant:

"Do you have vegan dishes?"
"Well...how vegan are you?"
"I can eat chicken."

It's BUOY SOLE.

Schadenfreude blue balls.

I'm not sure what I expected.

Made me think of you.