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>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

Poor pup. He needed some reassurance and all the douche with the camera could do was film it and giggle. Arsehole

Fucking cats. How do they work?

Job done.

WTF? 32 seconds longs?

I call Fake!!

These guys would hung round for at least 1/2 an hour.

And I woulda listened to every word.

Get these fuckers commentating at the olympics.

"Oh My Gawd, look at that guy. He threw that javelin so fucking far!!"

"Oh my gawd, look at that bitch. Her dismount is all over the fucking place"

at least light a fucking fire

Don't you mean "O-Beer Wan"?

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

@ 1:22 Obi-Wan tells the beer guy that "He's not the robber you're looking for."

If only more consumer electronics had female names and could be bought from stores with dorky (apologies to any Wallace's out there) male names.

"Honey, I'm just popping down to Neville's to pick up the latest Samsung Agnes!"

One day travelling on the train to work.
"Wow, what's that you have there?"
"This is the latest tablet from HP, it's called the...Deidre, I got a great deal down at Nigel"

definitely car-gay

wow this is a really different "between two ferns"

Can we please have a separate internet for cats?

>> ^JiggaJonson:

Note to cat owners: Catnip is fine, but he should be worried about the cat swallowing the plastic from that bag. Ingestion of plastic of any significant size could block up the intestines and kill your cat!
It also happens when cats rip up flip flops and eat the chunks they tear off.

where are the turkey's?

epic? cats can jump. this cat jumped.

that ain't a sea lion...just a fur seal....sea lions are about twice as big as that. and mean. sea lions are just like honey badgers (you know the one i'm talking about) and don't take no shit.