Maybe he should have had them in rolls?

Typically the exchange goes like this:
White Guy: "Comment."
Black Guy: "Comment is racist!"
White Guy: "No!"
Black Guy: "Yes! Apologize!"
White Guy: ". . . Fine."
THIS TIME
White Guy: "No sorry, not a racist term at all, or used in any context that could be viewed as racist. Fuck you."

Wait. 2:50: If it's a security cam, why does it pan with him?

Oh and to paraphrase family guy: "All I want is a few inches of metal rail between me and the potentially fatal object I work with on a daily basis."

Oh, and the ideal "first" Watchmen trailer. The opening scene:

Start on the tiny Happy Face, do a slow zoom out until you reach the broken window . . .
"Helluva drop."
Frame it as a mystery.

See I always thought the problem you got when you tried to film Watchmen was that one of your leads has to sit around the entire movie with his omnipotent blue dong hanging out.

PRIVATE! A rocket is headed straight for your sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a face! WHAT DO YOU DO MAGGOT?

SIR! THROW MY GRENADE! SIR!

GOOD JOB MAGGOT! Maybe there's a place for you in my corps after all.

SIR! THANK YOU! SIR!

Shut your face-hole, maggot.

SIR! YES! SIR!

And yet Tom Green got this on MTV back in the day:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A5DOU1vg0yE

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."

And coming in at number eight . . .

Oh Jesus christ protect us! Scientists don't just want to kill kids in the womb anymore! Who can stop the rampant babycide/caust?

Scientist: Shut your hole ignorant windbag.

My Imagination: 1. The world: 0.

*cute

Probably one of the only videos on the sift that needs slowmo.

Who cares about Portal 2? They just made G4 semi-relevant again!

Ant votes *for* a video? What madness is this?

Fuck you "Drawn by Pain."

I repeat: "Superdickery, pales pales in comparison to Godickery."