Don't Ant, it's anti-Christian and there's lots of sex FYI

All the more reason to! I thought that this story was the best of the three, but the entire movie was cool.

"I check the list:

Rubber tubing

Gas

Saw

Gloves

Cuffs

Razor wire

Hatchet

Gladys

And my mits"

holy did that just make me start bawling.

It doesn't go entirely, but its still pretty rad.

I know! This was great. Comedy Central is the best news network out there...?

"One billion of the touchiest people on earth.." hilarious

Halliburton would bill the U.S. government like 100 Million for this shit.

His delivery is so relaxed. I've never really seen stand up like that before.

I can't believe they added a laugh track. Are people so dumb that they need to be told when to laugh?

This is comic genius.

We have a few.

Calgary is also the shittiest city in probably the shittiest province in Canada.

I could have done without the freedom rock in all the travelling scenes..
"A broken promise... in the promised laaand"

Thus whitening the legend for all to enjoy.

Foamy, it's not cat hair, it's squirrel hair. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

What a falsetto.