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I'd honestly be afraid to hold those weapons. I'd swing them and they would break.

I remember the last competition I was in, just holding my combat steel broadswords and looking at any and all wushu blades. Those things are practically made of aluminum foil; they're so light, most divisions didn't allow weapons forms with wushu weapons, and a good thing too. Swinging around twin 5 pound swords, then stopping on a dime better not be compared to wiggling a sword lighter than a cardboard cutout. I guess they do serve their purpose of being light and weak, for fancy stuff, though. But the worst wound you would get if fighting against that would be a deep papercut, maybe; it would probably just slap you a bit.

This isn't new, I rode a two-seater version of this at IAAPA(International Association of Amusement Parks and Attractions) at least four years ago. Just look up RoboCoaster. Made by a company called KUKA.

I could do this in my sleep. By which of course I mean I can only do that in my dreams. He makes me weep tears of joy at the human physical potential.

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