Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode.

"Million to one shot, doc. Million to one . . ."

That's got to the worst dentist trip ever.

The creepy part is how people who eat the live maggots have to hold their hands over it to prevent the maggots from jumping into their eyes.

Aww, I could just eat him up.

I got an ant farm but them 'fellas didn't grow ****. I said "C’mon, what about some celery? You ****ers don’t farm; plus, if I tore your legs off you would look like snowmen."
- Mitch Hedberg

This product goes well with their other product the "Master Baiter"

They're really running out of ideas. =\

I also know how to make origami boulders -.-

The fourth (and final) video is also on MooCube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVK8x-2nRNk

I think it would me more disturbing if he got eaten by a velociraptor, and I was totally expecting something like that. I'm kind of disappointed.

Especially that Japanese guy...?

I'm pretty sure that this is safe for work. Unless you work for Haliburton or something =/

For anyone who doesn't know: she's cosplaying as Hatsune Miku, mascot for Vocaloid2

Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5kDcIJ9i_A

Q: How do you know if there's a hippopotamus in your refrigerator?

A: You find footprints in the butter.

[rimshot]

Yeah. Honest people with jobs would spend their time watching videos on the internet instead of going outdoors.