I think the kicker is the phone number at the end.

Some people practise games like this more than you think would be healthy.

I have yet to beat the extra stage, and lose all my lives by the third spell card. I did clear the extra stages for Imperishable Night and Perfect Cherry Blossom, though.

They should also have one going at 3 km/h, with a line up of cars behind it honking incessantly.

From http://www.aprilwinchell.com/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/03/02/sushi-conveyer-belt//index.html :

Translation of the kitchen scene @ 5:15:

Kitchen staffer with glasses: “What’s this? There’s a camera going around.”

Other lady off camera: “What’s wrong?”

3rd lady: (LAUGHING) “Hey- it’s okay, it’s on a blue plate!”

Lady off camera: “The customer’s inside? Whose is this?”

Lady holding plate: “There’s a camera here someone may have forgotten!”

Lady in glasses: “Yeah, that’s it, they’ve forgotten it.”

Older lady in background: “Put it back- it’s a mistake!”

Lady: (WALKING WITH PLATE) “We’re in trouble.”

She rings the bell, and the sushi chefs come to the window.

Lady: “This was going around and taking video…”

Chef: “Ah, this, it’s probably a customer’s. Umm, it’s a foreigner.”

Lady: “They put it on here?”

Chef: “Yeah, they tried putting it out, to take a video. Of the, er, of the scenery.”

Plate goes round, back to girls.

Sushi Chef: (TO GIRLS) “Oh, it came back, didn’t it?

Oh, finally I have an easier way to expose kitsune for the charlatans they are, aside from pulling down their pants and checking for a fox tail.

Also, I am still banned from entering the mall.

I think he wanted to fill up his car with gas, but he just forgot his car. We all have mornings like that.

I'm only crying, over here.

Oh, I had to swing by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new nunchuck gun. {He holds up a gun with a nunchaku taped to it.}

(golf clap)

I'm surprised that this video got sifted up, given my perception of the key demographics here. Especially if no one was getting kicked in the crotch in the thumbnail.

Was that Shokotan? The one who also made a splash by putting her cat's heads into her mouth?

They also wear masks to help conceal their identity; gang members stereotypically wear them. I can completely understand why she'd want to hide her identity in this case.

Also, bonus neta points for Haruhi Suzumiya's outfit and "yaranaika".

Upvote for Touhou fanboyism. I was thinking of posting Touhou-related videos, but I doubt that the userbase here would enjoy them =/

But what if she comes at you with a banana?

All those sifters searching for the tags "pr0n", "fluid", and "HOLY JESUS" are going to be disappointed.