The best part of this video is not the infamous quote so much as the reaction of Mike Myers and Chris Tucker following the comment.

Grape Lady - http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=3077

I smell a fake too. Downvote.

Downvote because it was painfully unfunny.

It's better in parts. Admittedly, part 3 is the weakest and where Colbert stretches it from amazing to mediocre comedy.

This was obviously made by someone who had horrible teenage years. Let kids have their fun.

No luck involved, just pinpoint precision in a shot that had probably less than a 0.02% margin of error.

It's true. I used to play back in highschool (along with wrestling and football--good balance, right?). THe court's the size of a volleyball field, and the angle's not very true to the hustle involved with the sport. These guys have 4 ft verticals and amazing flexibility and reflexes. Awesome athletes.

It's by all means a better word than "birdie". Deal.

Some people shouldn't publish their opinions.

Wow, she's got horrible delivery.

It barely grossed 15 mil opening weekend. Given the lack of attendance despite the hype, it might not even make it past the 30 mil production costs mark.

Ha, I had even voted for this the first time it made the rounds. Honest mistake.

Sorry for the ebaumsworld link, but it's the highest quality version. I'm surprised I didn't find this classic video after a search.

joedirt, the problem with your analogy is it's the complete opposite....they wait until a whistle's blown or the play's dead.