Just goes to show that if you want your child to be a world famous multi-dimensional pornography director, you have to give him a crazy name.

Also, I personally dislike the sarcasm many of you seem to be approaching this with - I am very excited for 3D porn. I am getting so fucking sick of my lame old 1D porn.

Thanks for the promo, EDD.

In reply to this comment by EDD:
*promote

And so began a beautiful romance...

As an outraged ginger, I feel this title is massively offensive! Why, I would be absolutely livid if I did not do that to myself on a regular basis.

Who okayed that voiceover? I feel like as funny as that was, the extreme pain of having to sit through five minutes of those caricature voices greatly diminished it for me.

Juuuudo Kick!

Is anyone making jokes about his transgender child?

"Sometimes you have to be a bigger person to get [sarcasm]" - you mean...like...the kind of person who would not resort to short jokes?

Also, I agree - seeing the band dressed like that IS going to scar him for life...

Don't worry - that's not actually a toddler. It is Michael J. Fox...

I like how laughing a woman into bed constitutes insulting them. Women just love dicks I guess. Haha...

Thanks for the promote, Deano!

In reply to this comment by Deano:
Don't even like Coldplay but this is quite good! *promote

Hmm - I would think that oxygen would want two hydrogens to play with...two of those sexy, tight protons...with that one seductive electron...mmmm...

Which planet are we on? I can't remember...she should have done something like mention it 2000 times in the first 2 sentences...oh wait...

I would, but catching a glimpse of the boxers at :13 - :14 really ruined it for me...