I had to mute my sound every time the hosts came on just to be able to watch 15 minutes of this.

I'm drooling

I think the best part of this report is the reporter's brilliant steam metaphor...in front of a steaming sewer grate! Brilliant!

Seriously though, it's amazing that I can actually watch real journalism on American politics again.

Yes, only 1/3 of US customers use Cingular right now. Did it ever occur to you that maybe part of their plan it to capture a lot more?

I couldnt sit through more than 20 pointless metaphors, so I only lasted three minutes.

Can anyone figure out which country this is?

I'm no fan of the whole Bush family by far, but this is an incredibly tacky cheap shot.

The guy could've gotten this whole thing resolved much faster if he hadn't been such a dick. It's not like the supervisor is the CEO. Ever heard of "people skills"?

I LOVE those announcers.

Not to be mean or anything, but I could have done without the nude shots.

SO GOOD.

This is part one of 5. If you want to see the rest:

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

The other major factor is, a stoned person is much less likely to get in a car in the first place when he is impaired.

For HOURS?

Oh no, a jazz band! Oh no, an old lady! Oh no, three wheelchair racers!