I'm more impressed that he is walking a cat off the leash in the woods. My cat would just bolt into the woods and set off an hours-long search mission.

Hypnotizing in full screen.

His diet and medicine schpiels always turn into BS. That doctor just gave him the answers he was looking for.

The balloon birthday gift had me rofl?

My all-time favorite Phil Hartman skit.

Bush League

Did he just throw the Eisenhower coffee mug into the crowd?

Maybe this video will start the buzz that leads to Charlie Sheen to star as vader in the star wars remake.

When I wear a blow-out preventer, I barely feel like I'm drilling.

I thought it sounded more like "Little WIng". Hendrix or Vaughn versions.

Good Clean Fun!

I was thinking it was more a GTA 1 re-make.

Unfortunately ,he was only up to a 3-star wanted level.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

The clips at 1:10 and 2:54 look like they are from either "Ski School" or "Ski Patrol" which were released in 1991 and 1990, respectively. Which means this whole video is a failure. Downvote...


Nope. Those were from "Better Off Dead". Automatic upvote.

Why is it ok for the SWAT to bust through your door and shoot your crated dog? Because if I were to shoot a K9 unit, its an automatic felony. So theoretically if homeowner's dog was specially trained K9, the cops could be libel. And additionally, there would have to be a "full police funeral".


From Wikipedia:
In many jurisdictions the intentional injuring or killing of a police dog is a felony,[1] subjecting the perpetrator to harsher penalties than those in the statutes embodied in local animal cruelty laws,[2] just as an assault on a human police officer is often a more serious offense than the same assault on a non-officer. A growing number of law-enforcement organizations outfit dogs with ballistic vests,[3][4] and some even go so far as to make the dogs sworn officers, with their own police badges and IDs.[1][5][6][7] Furthermore, a police dog killed in the line of duty is often given a full police funeral.[7][8][9]

I only meant to throw the first one.