based on the old ladies' reactions, I think granpa's gonna get laid...

no one is hurt?


boring.

the girl must have a very serious case of athlete's foot for that cop to have reacted that way. There's no more logical or more humane explanations besides that.

I mean come on. I almost killed a room mate because of his stinkin' feet.

ten fucking years? my balls will be blue by then...

>> ^Creperum:
>> ^boksinx:
"most men like women sleeping with other women"
lies

I believe the busty lass said 'Most men', you need not apply Boksinx.


the Sarcasm Police is looking for you

now THIS clip should be shown in a classroom...

propaganda vs facts, now you choose, and for those who will continually prefer anything but facts will be artificially selected to be kicked in the nuts, repeatedly, to prevent them from breeding so that future generations will have a high probability not to experience this "science vs bullshits" confusion we are having right now

"most men like women sleeping with other women"

*lies

pretty good, pretty good. It could have been better if it's stewie, not peter, receiving from behind the thrust of christian bale's manhood...

how about acting like you're dropping atomic bomb or something?





*cough* sorry. gomen ne.

that male sparrow or something, ejaculates for about a split second there...

suddenly, I feel good about myself.

I wish my dick is as flexible as that pole...just imagine the possibility...

oh snap...that's not what I meant...

forgive me oh mighty siftbot...

let's take a look at the Hovind Theory, *music cue* tantantan-tantan-tantantan-tantan...(till fade)

try to live in a third-world country...it's already hell

so if you're a dirt poor atheist/Buddhist/shintoist/fuckist/believer-of-a-god-but-not-the-"right"-godist, living in a dirt poor country, it will be a double hell for you...

oh God, you're one egomaniac psychopathic twisted fuck!

but forgive me lord, for I don't know what I'm saying...

sorry for the typo, obviously English is not my native language...lol

now my broke is braken...