I hate to nit pick, but: PERseverance. Christ. It's English. You're a broadcaster. Fuck.

Evidence of common ancestry with apes, exhibit A.

This looks analogous to what happens inside a right-wingnut brain when confronted with gay marriage and a black president.

Fixed that for you.


>> ^spaceman:

Goal: Demolish Building.
Event: Building Demolished.

Bonus: Idiot removed from the gene pool.
So how is this stupid?

Ok, seriously. How many shots of tequila were injured to make this video?

You guys have it all backwards...

The thumbnail was all i needed to see.

And as you waste your collective time dithering details about people dithering details about other people dithering details, the world keeps turning without your input on anything that actually matters*.

Do you really need another video to tell you that Limbaugh is an asshole? Does the outrage feel that good? Beat a dead horse if you want to, but top 15 on the 'sift? Fuck off already.


* yesyesyes I appreciate the irony of this comment.

Chomsky has been pointing out the glaring hypocrisy of US foreign policy for years. Nice to see some media outlets finally willing to call the govt's bullshit.

Ok, fine. But why not just name it after his brother, Sal Travis Baals??

I wouldn't like to be so specific as to ask about cold fusion or lightning or even how do we solve the energy crisis, or how do we cure cancer (though these are all good questions and I would be hard pressed to come up with anything better in the spur of the moment).

It would seem to me that given the power of such a miraculous hypothetical situation, the key to getting the most out of it would be to strike deeper than the obvious and immediate problems. The kid had the spirit with the light question (impressively so). The answer to that question would fill volumes, and a complete answer would very likely supersede what we already know.

On further reflection, I think really deep physics questions would be the way to go...

What is the nature of gravity (in full)?

What is wrong with the general theory of relativity?

How is our current Standard Model of particle physics wrong?

Even if we didn't understand the answers, it would be immensely helpful to have some extra meat to chew on.

Of course, I'm just biased...some spiritual question might be worthy too. I'm just inclined to believe that there are no real answers there.

Bingo. My thoughts exactly.

>> ^rottenseed:

dude...the kid (Wayne) NAILED the question better than anybody...
"what is light made out of?"

What a pompous ass.

Upvote for the Withnail and I quote!

I think the translation is:

"it's ok: my legs are broken, but I'm so drunk I can't feel it."