Apollo Robbins is the devil.

Made to feel very old by '90s tag.

I'd love to see a home video for comparison. If she's that bad in her own home, then she needs new friends to tell her the truth.

Or the problem might be just, "she needs friends."

Of all the RHNB I've watched, this is the first one to make me wonder what that smells like. Molten PB&J for everyone!

This makes me so sad. Before 2000 or so, he was just an amazing sci-fi writer. Then he just totally snapped.

I'll give him this, though: he was getting a lot of flack for toning down his rhetoric before the movie, to avoid hurting ticket sales. Apparently he didn't like getting thought of that way. Back with a vengeance!

Tragic. Ender's Game is one of the best novels of the last 50 years. And now I don't even want to see the movie. Not "going to boycott to make a point," the man genuinely kills my interest in work he's attached to.

If anything in particle physics is actually like the experience of trying to keep a cat on a leash, we're in for a bad time.

Badass.

One of these days, Blaine or Angel will do one of these video tricks where the camera never leaves the trick. I'm waiting for that one.

She needs to hook up with the Zoom Zoom kid; she says "Mazda!" like a bawse.

Material is fantastic. Delivery takes a few minutes to warm up, but worth the wait.

"May I destroy you? No? Pleeeeease?"

WTF? Iliza Shlesinger is friggin' fantastic. What's she got to do with Louis C.K.? She can handle herself just fine. When you run out of her Youtube standup, search for the "Weakly News," for 4 seasons of her online show.

It remains true that it's easier to make small things go fast than to make big things go fast. It takes a $1,000,000 car to outrun a $14,000 motorcycle.

With that said... DAYUM. "Mobility" is right! When I get old enough to need help getting around, I know where to look!

Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a kick-ass boat to attract a yoga-doing model.

Out of curiosity, how does a 15-pound high-rpm gyroscope affect turning on a bike?