Best out of context line I've ever heard... Hands Down.

"I'm going to take it now and I'm gonna use it to destroy your sister. I mean, I'm gonna ruin her."

I would play the lottery more if it meant I got to swim around in packing peanuts.

>> ^WaterDweller:

>> ^schlub:
Yeah, it's called general advice for touching something that may be electrified. You go ahead and use your blade of grass.
>> ^Archanon:
Don't listen to that elbow or back of the hand crap. Even though most if not all electric fences are DC, they pulse the current so you would never have a clench response. Instead, pick up a blade of grass and touch it with that. The grass acts as a resistor and lowers the current you receive. He did earn a few Darwin points however for standing in a mud-puddle and touching something electric. He should go hug an electrical engineer for sparing his life.


General advice for touching something that may be electrified: don't.


General Advice for posting a response to a response to a response: Don't.

>> ^deathcow:

what the HELL is that reporter wearing


Fur.


Made from the cats that couldn't find their ripcord.

That tag at the bottom shouldn't say "LONG", it should say "WORTH IT".

Imagine this in the United States......


....Yeah, I couldn't either.

>> ^Grimm:

Almost didn't want to upvote just because of the d-nozzle without a costume acting along with the people with the costume.


Really? You're going to let that "D-nozzle" ACTUALLY effect the way you vote? Doing so just gives him power. Power he wouldn't have unless you decide he has it. Take it back! Make it yours! Make that D-nozzle pay for all the photos and videos he ruined that night! Do it for me! Do it for you! Do it for America!!!!



...I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about either.

Yeah, that's it. Rub it in my colorblind face...

"Look at me with all my cones, I can see colors!!"

...pshh, cone having jerk.

>> ^probie:

Guarantee you I could sort them faster by hand.

I agree with both of you guys on this.

While it might seem frivolous and somewhat patronizing to have him score from the 1 yard line, it did give the young lad a chance to dedicate his very first Touch Down to his father. In the end, whether or not it seems dumb to us looking in from the outside, this might have been very meaningful to the player involved.


>> ^VoodooV:

it may be kind, but still, intentionally switching a quarterback out just so that he can get a touchdown because of a recent death in the family seems just a tad bit unnecessary and frivolous
your dad's dead..but hey, you got a touchdown...Life is even now right?

right?


>> ^Buck:

>> ^VoodooV:
it may be kind, but still, intentionally switching a quarterback out just so that he can get a touchdown because of a recent death in the family seems just a tad bit unnecessary and frivolous
your dad's dead..but hey, you got a touchdown...Life is even now right?
right?

I think it was running back, and I know nothing about football but don't they swap them out for different plays?
regardless, giving the guy a moment to feel soomething other than his loss is pretty classy IMO.

At the end I was like, "WTF no slow-motion replay with dragged audio!?? I have to manually click a button to see it again?"


Other videos have spoiled me into the brat you see now.

>> ^Payback:

0:50 WTF! WHY'D YOU THROW ME IN HERE!!??! IT'S ALL WET... and... hey... THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S LIKE WATER... ONLY A WHOLE LOT OF IT!!!!!


I had an internal debate with myself over if you used your CAPS LOCK key and then turned it off for the "and... hey..." part or if you shifted the whole time and took a rest at the "and... hey..." part.



....Caps lock won the debate.

One time, at band camp...

Putting all politics aside... He actually didn't ask her a question, he was stating his beliefs and opinions. Saying, "I have an answer for that" after someone is done talking about their standpoint is not an appropriate response.

Person 1: "I like apples and oranges but hate grapefruit."
Person 2: "I have an answer for that."
Person 1: "An answer for what? I didn't ask you anything."

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

At first I was like, meh, then I was like wahhh?


Completely agree.

Which is sad because that means we have become so desensitized from crashes/accidents/near death events that it took the guy flipping out of the truck unharmed for us to be impressed. I'm not sure how it's come to this.

Anywho... Time for me to get back to playing some BF3. I need to pilot a jet and ram it into the enemy's base so I can hijack one of their helicopters in order to blow up some tanks.

>> ^ant:

I was expecting something gross.


If you only watch the first 6 seconds... it is.