"Jews are Jesus' children."
Right. We Jews were all born from his many affairs. In fact, Jesus was the first Jew! Abraham was his Son!

As for Borat's anti-semitism . . . he's a lot like Colbert. He never lets you whether or not there's a human under what we assume to be a joke. (Actually at least Colbert has humanistic qualities.)

Actually making a porno film can be funny enough to be a parody . . . but there have been successful parodies.

Although this . . . I would find it funny if they got hit anywhere else, but that place is not for hitting.

I hate Jay Leno, but there are better reasons that he has a big chin.

I would just like to note that this is NOT THE ORIGINAL Mario 2.

The original was a Japanese only tittle because they thought we couldn't handle the difficulty. This game is what happened when they took a game that did poorly in Japan and inserted Mario characters.

This vid is missing the call outs! Here are some.

Fuck my sister
The fifth of November
elbow sex!
2 4 6 8 this is how we procreate! Group sex, group sex.
What do you see?
2 4 6 8 this is how we procreate! Group sex, group sex.
Watch out for those stairs! . . . Bitch falls every week.
No jumping on desks!
2 4 6 8 this is how we procreate! Group sex, group sex.
They all died! That's bullet time for ya.

I admit, I am a communist. I'm also foolish. I don't know why for either, maybe it's just because liberalism is generalized by its lowest common denominator, just like republicans are - and by the republican lowest common denominator, I mean Bush. I don't believe in dictatorship, and I'm not against Iraq being free of its prior leadership, but that doesn't mean that the war doesn't have moral-ethical issues attached to it.

And if you want to make a video claiming that every protester was a communist and foolish to boot, make sure you ask them if they like Marxist philosophy and be damn sure to contradict everything they say, which you only did at the very end. Don't make me watch a video of people I for the most part agree with and only give me a reason, and a weak one at that, to disown my beliefs. The guy who made this has a bit to learn about political statements and protest (please find the irony is what I just said).

And last statement:
When we liberals make videos, we don't attack the common citizens, we go straight to the legislative, executive or judicial branch or we go straight to the military. We don't fuck with people exercising FREE SPEECH (and yes, I do note the irony in saying I support free speech after bashing this guy's use of it, but I hope you'll realize I'm debating the effectiveness of his vid, not his right to make it.)

It felt like they were going a little easy on it, but still . . . fun to watch.

And the Hitler like leader of PETA continues to wave a finger towards the future while hiding the amoralist measures to carry out such a future and ignoring those with opposing . . . In case you couldn't tell, I'm insulted PETA used the holocaust. Especially because I'm Jewish.

Although they did forget to mention the hypocrisy of believing animals-eating-animals is OK, but humans (which are animals too) eating animals is bad. And pets create mutual bonds. If my cat wasn't happy why would he keep coming back? I am curious whether PETA ever officially said they're against pets or just hinted at it, though. It makes a difference.

Did he say recreational mono-procreation raises the immune system? Next time I'm sick with the flew - rub 'till goo, rub 'till goo, rub 'till goo!

I didn't know Quintin was ever in a movie . . . but I don't know if it's really enough motivation to see the movie.

Mysdial, it IS fair to say that being tough on drugs has lowered crime. It's the same as the rock on my front lawn: I haven't been attacked by a bear, so the rock must work!

So . . . we shouldn't help nigir (I think that's how the country's spelled) right now because they're really devil decended heathens.

Maybe this is why I've never seen a black mormon. That's sad.

From a political stnadpoint, I have to shun at their omition of amendments one through three dealing with couples who are under 18.

But from a personal standpoint: clever.

Now he should speak; then go to the restaurant at the end of the universe.
They did one impossible thing that day, why not another?

BTW: It is 'beep,' not 'beep beep.' They just recorded it once and played it twice. (According to The Simpsons.)

Sad; the only movies I recognized were Adaptation and Pulp Fiction . . . good movies.

Although I'm wondering what movie it was with the little kids in outrageous clothing trying drugs was. I can really imagine getting some friends together and laughing at the propaganda.