What a fucking travesty that show is to the Star Trek name

Fucking humans, man.

Fuck off. Only loss of human life matters? Fuck you.

We're allowing Snuff to be sifted now are we? Great

Thats right. The left and right are both as bad as each other.

Wait, isn't that how it did end? I could've sworn that was the actual ending.

Not bad. Needs whiskers though. I think some polyester or nylon whiskers would really make it.

"Marry me!"

That was absolutely horrible.

If anything, the car alarm by itself was actually better

Yeah, its all fun and games until the dog finally has had enough and turns around and bites you on the face (and you lose an eye).

Poor thing could do with less Waffles and more walks

Shit, if a tweet is enough to have Rosanne fired from her show, his tweets should be enough to have him fired.

Double standards much?

Canon? Are you not familiar with the fuckery of Hollywood? This has nothing to do with Spiderman* - notice Venom doesnt even have the white spider on his chest?

Also Tom Hardy is a terrible choice. His "accent" actually made me cringe.

* Of course in the Ultimate universe the Venom symbiote isnt an alien but is instead a "cure for cancer" created by Eddie Brock Sr and Richard Parker (Peter's father). I take it they're probably going a similar route.