I am for pie all over James Spader's body. *drool*

This bites because I hate being the little spoon. I'm always the big spoon, just has to be that way. I just use superman.

I agree with www72. I'm terribly sorry to get off topic, but the Lewis Black video was indeed very funny. As for the thread? Not much funny.

Psh. Pulease. How can I take any of this seriously when these idiots show Alaska just west of MEXICO?!?? Psh. Psh! Isn't this supposed to be about EDUCATION?!?! These kids don't need a bible in school. They need a MAP!

/sarcasm

Does. . um. . . biology mean nothing to this man? Of course you can't just make it stop and start. You can however slow it down and some people to an insane degree. Plus, this guy seems like he has serious ADD, he was so excited to have such a great argument.

Dude, take off your hat and then throw it in the dumpster. You have complete control over your wardrobe. Or did God dress you today?

John Who?

But it really is *dead Sifty. I'm not an uber member either, but I'm not blind.

Oh where oh where are the regular sifties who possess such powers?!??! Where are you with your snark, cow who is death? Oh woe is the many who look upon the few with such wonder and delight.

I as a woman, will gladly take to heart what Bill Mahrer said. In that light, I will never bog down a man by having him marry me. This gives me ample evidence that a life full of sex with various partners is the way to go. I can now live the life I've always wanted. Never getting married, never having kids because no matter what any man says to me from now on, he will never want to be with just me for the remainder of his life. I already own an indoor cat, why subject that cruelness to a human being?

Thank you, Bill, for showing me the way. I can now fill my schedule with a plethora of short torrid love affairs, one night stands and never have crying brats furthering the overpopulation of the world. Kudos!

YUH-HUH!!!

I love Tom Lehrer. I have so many of his songs now on my computer at home. He makes me laugh.

Am I going to hell for laughing my ass off at this?

This is my kind of morbid humor.

Not last, obscenesimian, sorry.

I saw him tell this exact story when he was here in Seattle. He's so great with his spoken word. I met him afterwards and he is NIGHT AND DAY when he is onstage vs. off. He's a really great man.

Go Fark!

*hides*

Robin Williams is my favorite actor of ALL time. He could play ANYTHING. I mean that. This was a great monologue by an incredibly gifted actor. Good writing too, I must admit.

I love MST3K so really happy about this submission. Thanks! And yes, Joel and Trace (org. Crow) are awesome.