Shut up and take my money!

I'd rather be in Adam Jensen's appartment.

I care about John Oliver.
But I'm not gay.

It's like watching a man with explosive diarrhea refusing to lift the lid of the toilet he's sitting on.
It makes me actually angry enough to put on purple pants. The plumber's guild should hire an assassin to take him out for sullying their reputation.

It's less funny without the full reaction...

Yep, there's no greater enemy to the american way of life than the nipple. Communists have nipples, you know?

I heard what the twist of the movie was and refused to watch it because of its stupidity.
Same happened with 'Lucy' where the premise was too stupid to endure the film.

Why does nobody stop the idiot plumber before he fucks everybody's shit up?
This is retarded beyond belief...

This

What a weird world we're living in...

where the kids buy their parents video-games.
Man, times changed a lot!

I just voted on a video that's over a decade old!!!???
HOLY SHIT!
*promote

Imagine being the guy who's told to put them back in place.
Or the guy using them afterwards.

Why climb this when you don't basejump off it?

...asks the Just Cause 2 player inside me.