I enjoyed past reviews from Red Letter Media a lot. They were insightful and detailed. They made me watch some movies in a new light and gave me a better understanding of them. However....

Go fuck yourselves, you whiny bitches!

You know what these people deserve? Everytime they turn on any screen of any kind to watch something even slightly related to sci-fi, it only plays Episode 1. They can't pause it, they can't stop it. And the Pod race as well as the 3-way lightsaber fight are edited out in their entirety. Just to make sure the relentless shittiness contains no form of relief.
We're finally getting decent Star Wars movies and all we get it 'But it ain't the original trilogy!!111!!'.
You people need more dialogue about the uncomfortableness of sand between your ass-cheeks. Or battle scenes characters only survive by entering slapstick-routines.
Sure, TFA and R1 certainly aren't perfect, maybe not even good, but they are surely much better than the awful shit Lucas shat down our throats the last 3 decades on the big screen.
The characters aren't likable enough? Have you met fucking teenage Anakin? I wanna slap the midichlorians out of that whiny bitch-face everytime he's on screen. He's so unlikable, the first time I didn't want to choke him until the Force left his body was when he murdered a classroom full of schoolchildren. That's what it took to make me go from 'I'm supposed to sympathise with this whiny-faced asshole?!' to 'Ok, he's the villian now. I'm supposed to feel this way about him'
There's not enough context? Go fuck yourself. Should we go and add extra flashbacks to Batman vs Superman on how Bruce Wayne's parents got shot? Just in case you don't get why he's Batman yet?
If you don't know what the Force is or who's Darth Vader, get the fuck out of my movie theater, mom! You're clearly here because somebody else dragged into this 'space war movie'.
I get it, the new movies aren't the perfect jewels of film-making your 5-year old self remembers the original trilogy to be ('Let's scrap the Wookies and invent the more Teddybear-like Ewoks, for the toy-sales!') but this is your response?
You're an teenage Anakin. A whiny, insufferable, bitch-faced asshole.
I welcome a healthy, critical discussion about movies any time. What I won't accept is this ridiculous display of ungratefulness after we suffered the prequel trilogy.
Star Wars is finally getting decent again. And you people shit all over it like the last 3 movies were even worth watching.
I'd rather watch Twilight than endure the creepy, awkward romance sub-plot of Episode 2 again. At least Twilight made laugh. And don't get me started on those tax disputes that started all that crap in the first place.
If you can't appreciate a Salami Pizza because there's no Pepperoni on it, you aren't worth any Pizza at all.

Normally I would upvote this video. But I can't.
That music....

it's what's playing in the elevators of hell.

I like this version more.
Time machine, please!

I doubt transwomen spend much time jumping up and down.

Paintball with unlimited ammo.

How to make forgetable popmusic.

Fame is temporary for everyone. Now more so than ever.

Should've rode a horse, cowboy.

Yeah, fuck 2016. I won't miss that fucking year. That man gave us disco-toilets and that's just one of the great people we lost.

Seeing those obese cats at the end, I found myself wondering...
Would it be too controversial to combine two things so insanely popular on the internet as cats and bacon?
What does cat-bacon taste like?

The last one is the greatest. I hope that bear got a good paycheck for this.

Terri Brosius is the wife of Eric Brosius who did the music for System Shock 2 and the first three Thief games. She did voicework for both games (she was Shodan and I think Viktoria too). This clip is from a making of for the first Thief. 'Song of the Caverns' is a level in the first Thief and if I remember correctly one where you could get totally fucking lost.
Go play Thief everyone. It's terrifying.

To quote Hellraiser 2: 'Take them off me!'

No pheasant deserves to be associated with Trump. None.