'Sometimes a mouth is just a mouth.'
- Stéphane Metzger as Olivier Brachet in 'Dobermann'

Bob, do you really think you can politicise Weinstein in defense of Trump here? Of all places?
You should know better.
They're both pieces of shit that need to be fired and sued into poverty.

Ok, this is far wiser than I thought.
'I trust a woman on her period way more than a guy with an erection'
Can I *doublepromote this wisdom?

Don't say anything to a woman on the street that you don't want a man to say to you in prison.
That is some of the greatest advice I've ever heard. Every guy needs to be tought this!

After being told for thousands of years that your Penis is irresistible and women are yours for the taking, I think we can take that hit.
Necessary evil for the greater good. Necessary body-shaming for a dick-pic-free world.

Why don't you just concentrate on driving your fucking car instead of being that distracted in traffic?
That kind of video can be recorded in a living room, ya know?

I don't see what's wrong with that toy.

I get what you're saying, it's just....

you know, men's precious egos taking a hit is worth having less sexually harassed women. The idea that all these women secretly want some douchebag's penis is way too popular among douchebags to let it stay alive. It's needs to be killed. With fire.
Take one for Team Humanity, dude.

I should send this video to my executive chef. I had to pick apart 3 cases of Pomegranates last week.