Did we just get served?
If we did, does that mean it's on?

I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker.

I heard this was made in collaboration with R.Kelly.

It really makes you feel like urine the game.

This game is rated P.


You've been a great audience. I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

>> ^AdrianBlack:

Ah, much better without that P.


I thank you, sir.

>> ^Esoog:
This is about a woman being the worst possible parent she can be. The scary thing is, I have a feeling that she didnt come up with this idea on her own. Im feel sad that someone probably said to her "have you tried giving him hot sauce and cold showers?!"
Sigh. That was hard to watch. Id actually watch that episode of Dr. Phil just to see what she had to say.

The sad fact is that she is not the worst possible parent she can be.

She's not selling her son as a prostitute to pedophiles.
She's not feeding him hallucinogens or depressants just to see what would happen.
She's not letting him starve to death while she plays FarmVille.
She's not throwing him through a wall (as someone else alluded to previously).
She's not doing any of a gajillion things that would make her a worse parent than what she displayed in this clip.

Is she a good parent? Not by any means.
While a cold shower might be an appropriate way of getting the attention of a stubborn child, having them hold hot sauce in their mouth for a full minute is not. That's abusive.


The goal of disciplining a child is twofold:
1 - To reinforce that there are consequences for a child's actions.
2 - To get the child to consider their actions and why they were wrong.

One offense was fighting over pencils. Does the hot sauce punishment accomplish #2? How about the cold shower?
I think we can agree that they accomplished #1, since the boy knew that was coming.

Another offense was the lie he told.
Now, one could argue that the hot sauce is a suitable punishment for the lie. It's twisted logic, as the burning feeling in his mouth is the consequence for using the same mouth to tell lies. I still don't find it appropriate, but I can at least understand the logic.

Bad parent? In my opinion, yes.
Worst parent ever? Not even close.

Anyone else giggling at all the ball jokes? (Ball gags?)

"A lot of ball action on Sarah this time..."

*beg

*promote

*beg

Shifting gears....

Was that Elliot Gould that came to her defense?

>> ^Shepppard:

you almost had it, you were just beat to sifiting this my 3 years

Well damn....
I searched before sifting and came up with nothing.

So do I have to get my P back for sifting a dupe?

*beg

I'm not religious by any means.
But I'm reasonably certain that the idea of touting how much more Christian you are than others of the same faith ain't how it's supposed to work.

I'm just sayin'....

Am I the only one who picked up on the horrible racist stereotype of the African-American picking the guy in the watermelon costume?

I don't expect Colbert to provide insightful, hard-hitting in-depth interviews with world leaders because he's not a journalist.

I expect him to be funny and to entertain me, because he is a comedic entertainer.