Dude...you're supposed to hit below the face. That way the bruises don't show!

...but seriously, who does that to a girl? I mean, if she were a body builder, then all's fair. But she's not, she's just a bitch, so don't be a dick and stoop to her level.

Also, beer in the face is tasty while head on cement is hurty. Not justified.

Maybe soon we'll be able to throw away our feeble human frames when robotics advances further. We can just implant our brains into a robotic shell and be done with it, eh?

Tools.

"If the kiosk didn't have IE, no problem." EXACTLY! This is what I've been trying to tell everyone all along. If the kiosk, or any computer HAS IE, then you have a problem. ;-)

According to this theory, my unsifted videos are in a quantum state.

The callers on this show make me have many a lawlz. To argue with a standard Christian is (to use a Stephen Colbert analogy) like boxing a glacier.

Wow, this one didn't even insight any blinding rage within me. She's losing her edge. Maybe she'll actually fade away soon?

It's almost as douchey as putting those huge tires on a small car or small tires on a pickup truck. Almost.

This is just more proof that organized religion is the bastion of feeble minds.

>> ^MikesHL13:
I think this was from the show "Wife Swap" (or something like that).


Yeah, it's from "Trading Spouses".

>> ^redyellowblue:
I wonder if she could lift 145 lbs.


You're pretty light-weight. She probably can rip dicks off...kinda like a praying mantis but with the different kind of head.

Creepy shit.

I guess we forgot about Bush already, eh neo-cons?

You elected Bush TWICE. I don't want to hear ANY complaints** until after Obama has been in office for a full 8 years and nothing has gotten better and everything has gotten worse.

So shaddup.


** Not that we shouldn't criticize him...but this stuff isn't gonna happen overnight. Technically the job loss started under Bush and hasn't been repaired yet. Blame the right person plz.

>> ^quantumushroom:
They should've filled it with candy.


I think your "god" filled your head with candy. Probably the dum-dums kind. ;-p

>> ^ponceleon:
You must build additional pylons!


Keep these coming, my StarCraft nerdery knows no bounds.

Heh. Upvote for "douche nozzle".

Recording in front of a bookshelf full of leather-bound books does not automatically make you credible. But I like you anyhow.