HA! That's what Nelson from "The Simpsons" would sound like if he was a toker.

Hey! That doesn't taste like Mommy!

I'll give kitty an A+ for marksmanship, but I do have to dock this cat some points on seat navigation...

How about a smart bomb... that is up to 400 smart bombs (or bouncy green lasers)? The shoot-'em-up Bakuretsu Muteki Bangaioh (aka Bangai-O in the US) has it. Nothing satisfies like waiting for all the enemy gits to pump out loads of ordnance at you, letting them think they've got you dead to rights, and then firing off this thing at the last second and watcing a screenful of tiny homing rockets come out of your mech to eat both the incoming ordnance and the enemy alive. Now THAT is a smart bomb...

Hmm, I've worked at a call center (for DirecTV, 2 years) and I can say I would've gone along with the customer's wishes after he said he wasn't using the service any more. (I certainly would NOT have looked up usage info to contradict him.) I didn't really think much of John's attitude in the latter half of that call, either. It almost seemed to me that he was baiting Vincent. Anyway... nice video, thanks!

...and now we know why Lorena Bobbitt did what she did.

About the only real danger from that stunt would be spilling the stuff on oneself (instant frostbite, anyone? -320.5 F). Cool video... literally!

The Michael Winslow of the avian world? Excellent video, thanks!