The whole poem that Stephen Fry is quoting from can be found here.

*nsfw

Haha, thanks.


The day I got the t-shirt in the mail, I had also donated blood. So I slapped on one of those stickers that said "Be nice to me, I donated blood today" and took a pic. Presto.

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Yay! A picture avatar!
Aww...what happened to your arm?

Noted and flagged. Thanks.

>> ^StimulusMax:

I'm not privileged, but I thought I'd point out that this (like all Daily Show videos) is blocked.

The band contributed more to this segment than Leno did. By far.

Confirmed fake a long time ago. You can see the builder's website here where he talks about how they collapsed it: http://cara-jo.net/bryant/

And thus was born Grant's Law.

From wikipedia:

'In the 2006 CBS TV series Love Monkey, the character called Shooter (Larenz Tate) explained the phenomenon of male discontent as "Grant's Law." Referring to Hugh Grant, he said that the star: "had the hottest, sexiest and most beautiful woman waiting for him at home. And what does Hugh do? He picks up a cut-rate whore on Hollywood Boulevard." This, he believed, showed that "We, as men, can never be satisfied."'

>> ^Lithic:

Well, arguably a lot, especially since he was married at the time. >> ^hpqp:
What's morally wrong with getting car-head from a prostitute?

Well, that's one way to get her to show her O-face.

That color change in the rockets from 0:13 to 0:15 always blows my mind.

Got to "food terrorists" and lost it.

First world problems.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Holy shit. That sucks.

redacted

valar morghulis

That'd be a shame if one were cockslapped by a dolphin. Everyone'd know by the S-shaped welt on your face.

Been down to Sea World again, haven't ye?

Feynman actually used a strip club as an office and defended it in court.

From Wikipedia:

"In Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, he gives advice on the best way to pick up a girl in a hostess bar. At Caltech, he used a nude/topless bar as an office away from his usual office, making sketches or writing physics equations on paper placemats. When the county officials tried to close the place, all visitors except Feynman refused to testify in favor of the bar, fearing that their families or patrons would learn about their visits. Only Feynman accepted, and in court, he affirmed that the bar was a public need, stating that craftsmen, technicians, engineers, common workers "and a physics professor" frequented the establishment. While the bar lost the court case, it was allowed to remain open as a similar case was pending appeal.[12]"

>> ^Truckchase:

>> ^mentality:
I wish I could've bought him a drink at a strip club and just listen to him talk all day.

I believe per his own specified criteria in this video he'd be too distracted to think.