It's almost as if he doesn't have journalist killed that are critical of his rule.

Who wouldn't trust the word of a homophobic, misogynistic, megalomaniac, sociopath.

I was talking to my kid in the car about roving hobo's in the 30's and he said, "Dad, what's a roaming homo." I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

That's bias coming from a gay anchorman!

Or as I refer to them Gaynchormen?

No... I have the world's most dangerous amusement park....

zzzzzzzziiiiip! Flubida flubida.

He's baked out of his MIND!

Any landing you can walk away from.... Oh wait!

Damn... I was hoping it was Bono's final days.

Just think how much MORE touching this story would have been if it had been a good song.

Do a test. Let someone listen to the song without telling them the background story. Is the song only good if they know it was about a cute old man losing his wife?

According to my calculations 100% of people who die during marriage leave the other one behind for some period of time (Assuming they didn't die simultaneously). Does that transform them immediately into competent song writers?

I think not.

That dude has HUGE balls. Near the end no rope with regular gloves on!

>> ^Boise_Lib:

She is strong and her first thought was to keep her son from being too afraid.
That's all very great stuff--but for shit's sake at least get under a table.


I think the main objective in surviving an earthquake is to get under as little as possible.

As a canadian I'm a little bit embarrassed and a little bit proud?

The winter months must just fly by.

Everyday I wake up and wish I wasn't living in a dystopian nightmare. This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a flurry of jazz hands.

I like this act better when Bill Hicks did it.

America. Stick a fork in it.