Sorry to hear that your experience of comedy is so limited that any slight resemblance of one comic to another prevents you from appreciating them.

Steven Wright wasn't the first deadpan one liner either!

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Another quality track from him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zexO87JTBnI

Would've liked to sift it instead, but couldn't find a video.

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err, oops. haven't done this in a while..

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