>> ^gwiz665:
Everything Dave Mitchell touches turns to comedy gold.


You're not wrong. He's already a multi-millionaire thanks to sell your comedy gold dot com. I hear it's worth more than the 22 carat stuff.

About 10 years or so ago, they used to run a Garnier advert here in the UK where a woman was showering and you could see her gleaming erect, soapy nipples. I've been a fan of bathroom products ever since.

>> ^ReverendTed:
Do we know anything about how the shadow of Saturn's ring behaves in this regard?


Occasional utterances of "my precious", followed by treachery and eventual karmic death.

The hand ball is only part of the furore. There's also a fair bit of miffage that seedings were introduced for the play-offs to favour the 'big name' countries, putting further pressure on the referees of the play-offs.

A bit like Steven Spielberg's Duel, only with more T&A.

>> ^Kevlar:
isn't a hand ball one of the worst offenses you could make in football


If you aren't a goalkeeper, the only time the hands should be used is to preclude the possibility of a painful ball-ball interaction. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuvhNms5skE for further enlightenment.

Oppenheimer pulled this exact same jape in his lab and inadvertently made the world's largest firecracker. What a guy.

Looks like the son of Jor El forgot to use his roll-on at 1:01

That girl and Miss Teen South Carolina are clearly related, although Miss Teen South Carolina obviously got the looks.. and the brains.

>> ^ex-jedi:
Who doesn't love Otters


Iron maiden apparently, or at least so it would seem from their classic 80's choon, "Bring your Otter to the slaughter".

I was half expecting a turd to drop out of the crapper as he/(she?) turned the page, but alas it was not to be.

300? Surely it's over 9000!!11!!!eleven

Awesome costume but i bet its hard to use the restroom!

Watch out where the Tauntauns go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

His next project is a Tauntaun with bedroom eyes and fully functioning orifices.

That Star Wars Kid has really let himself go.