Upvoted, because Scotland needs more beer like a penguin needs wings.

If I were the toddler, I'd wait 50 years then ask for a rematch.

>> ^lovelynotes:
>> ^DrivelsAdvocate:
>> ^lovelynotes:
Upvoted for the tags.

Upvoted for the profile pic.

Are you e-flirting with me?


Not me, squire. My man servant has just fallen off and it may be some time before I can re-attach it.

>> ^spoco2:
^ I didn't know Fifth Gear was ever anything BUT a complete rip off of Top Gear, and a piss poor one at that.
The thing that makes Top Gear fascinating for me is the hosts by and large. The challenges are pretty cool (The Shuttle one still ranks as one of my favourite moments on tv), but it's the hosts that make them entertaining.
Having said that... this was pretty awesome


We are talking about Channel Five here, a channel whose sister station was named 'Fiver' because that's how much its television shows cost to make. Or that's what one of the Spice Girls told me.

I just upvoted two comments on my own profile through sheer ignorance - have I endangered the very fabric of space/time as we know it? And why am I directing these questions at myself?

It's not really that big, especially at this time of the year with the cold weather.


In reply to this comment by residue:
oh man that's awesome

In reply to this comment by DrivelsAdvocate:
That reminds me, I need to wear tighter fitting pants the next time I go jogging.

That reminds me, I need to wear tighter fitting pants the next time I go jogging.

>> ^laura:
>> ^DrivelsAdvocate:
Stay tuned for the next episode, in which she demonstrates how to wrap a sanitary towel around her clitoris to make a turban.

^most unfortunately, because of her religion, she probably doesn't have one. ...and that comment is ridiculous.


Thanks boss, I try my best.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
>> ^yourhydra:
A minaret is a tower, I can only imagine you are talking about a Burqa which has nothing to do with a minaret...at all, like even a little. Thank you, please drive through.


What about them new drive-through minarets where they serve Halal fried chicken and diet Mecca-Cola?

With the passage of time I've come to view Alien 3 with a bit more fondness, but then I've always been a sucker for anything that features Giger's toothy vaginae on stilts.

Stay tuned for the next episode, in which she demonstrates how to wrap a sanitary towel around her clitoris to make a turban.

>> ^lovelynotes:
Upvoted for the tags.


Upvoted for the profile pic.

I would have thought that Brian Eno deserved more than a cursory mention, but, apparently not. Quality stuff, nonetheless.

A career in air traffic control beckons.

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords and hope that their stay will be a pleasant one.