While there are some inaccuracies, sadly, most of it was dead on and absolutely disgusting. Wtf is wrong with society.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! That was amazingly scary and well handled. Very impressive!

FUCKIN' AYE!

He still shouldn't have pushed the mascot tho. But I agree with everything else.

>> ^budzos:

This is like the video of the tennis guys having to watch some corporate idiot talk for ten minutes before they could sit down after playing four or five sets. The guy has just run 3000M as fast as he can.... the race hasn't been over for TEN SECONDS you can't let him catch his breath, maybe experience the moment and store a memory? Maybe let things proceed with some dignity? No, you have to get your branding on screen at his expense immediately. Fuck that mascot, fuck her gift basket, fuck her employers and fuck the corporate PR/marketing whores who shove "branding" and "identity" down our throats incessantly. Fuck!

Oh, I just checked bobknight33's profile. He's a troll, I see now.

>> ^berticus:

You must be new here.
>> ^DrNoodles:
Can you please explain yourself?
From how your comment reads, you're suggesting that free health to all people in a nation thanks to a good government health system is somehow worse than privatised medicine?
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt to explain yourself, as surely no one is this naive.
>> ^bobknight33:
Government health care sucks since they make the rules.

Can you please explain yourself?

From how your comment reads, you're suggesting that free health to all people in a nation thanks to a good government health system is somehow worse than privatised medicine?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt to explain yourself, as surely no one is this naive.

>> ^bobknight33:

Government health care sucks since they make the rules.

All this talk makes me want McD's.

Hahaha. I lost it at "I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU."

Oh dear spaghetti monster, what have I become...

Best comment in a while. I laughed thoroughly.

>> ^MilkmanDan:

>> ^Drax:
I swear to god.. all these years I've thought it's "I catch the waves down in Africa!".
I cringe to think what other songs are butchered in my head.

Funny, I thought it was "I miss the rains down in Africa".
Lets do an informal Google poll based on total search results:
"I catch the waves down in Africa" = 48 hits (sorry)
"I miss the rains down in Africa" = 8970 hits
"I bless the rains down in Africa" = 237000
...
Maybe I'll struggle to come up with some more alternatives:
"I piss in drains down in Africa" = 0 swing and a miss
"I kiss the rains down in Africa" = 68
"I took the train down to Africa" = 2
"I list the brains down in Africa" = 0 strike 2
"master race down in Africa" = 1 - Wow, Google's crawlers are fast, @dahauns
"I miss the plains down in Africa" = 22
"I guess the rains down in Africa" = a surprising 826
"I swing a mace down in Africa" = 0 strike 3, too much Skyrim for me

Three weeks ago I was riding my motorcycle when I felt an immediate and painful sting in the fleshy underside of the knuckle of my ring finger. Stung REAL bad.

I whipped my hand up off the clutch to see what the pain was to find a fucking bee had flew ass first at 80km/h(50mph) into me. Everything below the bee's knees was hanging out of my hand!!

I quickly came to a stop and yanked the ass off my hand but the stinger was firmly lodged in. Trying to grab the very end of it with no nails at all on my stubby fingers, I simply worked the stinger under my flesh completely I then ended up with this painful 5mm diameter blacky/red blotch under my skin, taunting and laughing my inability to do anything about it. Still healing now.

So thank you nature, for reminding me of the importance of riding with gloves. Fucker.

The new "Bee Grills". Get it? huh? huh?

I found it adorable. I've only seen the shorts here and there, so perhaps the humour hasn't become stale for me.

>> ^messenger:

Do people really think this is so good, or is everyone just auto-upsifting because Simon's Cat used to be funny?

Wow, that was really interesting. I would totally buy a DVD set if this guy was explaining all of the ideas with that quirky curious soundtrack playing.

I hope he's smart enough to patent it then release it for free.

>> ^Esoog:

Now we just sit back and wait for the pharmaceutical companies to buy up this technology, shove it in a drawer, and never use it again because they cant make enough profit off of it.

Amazing!

*Bashes head on desk*