Plants are assholes!

And for his heroic deed, the crab was cooked alive and eaten.

beep beep, I'm a sheep.

The venue is called Cleetus and Cars. Do you really have to ask?

Goofy don't give a fuck!

Watching this video makes me realize how much he looks like Will Sasso. Maybe Will could play him in a mocumentary. Wait, maybe this IS Will Sasso! Dun Dun DUUUUN!!!

It's nice to see ol George W. take on a hobby.

turning captions on just made it worse!

Ed Harris saves the world

They cut it off too early! In the next scene, it grabs the guys hand and leads him through a psychedelic neon tunnel into it's giant spaceship.

Hello, I'd like to apply for citizenship to Google.

Sometime in the near future, when these things are running around killing us, I will remember this code is buried somewhere deep in their AI Core. As it's standing over me, about to deliver the killing blow, I will hit the play button on my phone, (cued up the uptown funk song earlier just in case). As the death-bot starts to uncontrollably moonwalk, I will slip away to survive another day in this hell on earth, delivered to us by Bostondyne Systems.

I've played a lot of Rally racing games. I feel like this is an accurate depiction of what my co-driver would be saying during my driving.

There's a weird ripple effect going on in the top left corner of the window when it passes. Can anyone explain what that is? I'm guessing something to do with frame-rate of the camera vs speed of the passing train? Or would you see it with the naked eye?