Poor little JonBenet didn't want to be in the pageant today.

Did someone say MILF?

Unfortunately, he's the last guy on Earth I wanna see with his clothes off...but that was one helluva trick.

Gee, yet another "stupid male, smart female" commercial. Add it to the pile. They're ALL like that.

Creativisionisity! LOL

Did anyone else notice that the Shoeshine boy is white? That's the ONE truism on every black show ever made; the roles of the extras (especially the degrading roles) are always played by whitie.

And don't give me that "well, it's their turn" crap. There no excuse for racism of ANY kind. MLKJ would agree, I'm sure...except that he sold out the gays.

She's fuckin' annoying. Plus, I HATE women who think it's cute to hit men. I'll punch a woman in the face if she hits me like that. It fuckin' hurts, and it make you look like a retard.

She's nothing but a crack whore with a good hair cut.

Hey Angelsvn: I got news for ya, babe. "God" didn't design the penis or the anus, cuz there ain't no god up there. And if everyone who ever stuck a penis in an anus is going to hell, then just about every straight guy in the world is probably going there, too (except your old man, I suppose...unless he did it with someone less uptight before he was cursed with you).

Take your "morals" back to your pathetic church and shut up. The majority of Americans are AGAINST theocracy, and no one care what you think.

Dear Conan: Get real! FOX is not news, and it's not one of our "biggest." It's a joke. They're owned by an Australian named Rupert Murdoch who's a multi-billionaire and has close ties to the Bush Administration. As a result they pretend to be a news station, but take their orders directly from the Bushites.

And I thought he was annoying as House.

Roughly translated, the message at the end says, "Don't let war destroy our children's world."

This gets really old, really fast. I was over it at about the 1 minute mark. It was like an SNL sketch...waaaaay too long.

Wow, this was amazing!
It's so odd that so many people seem to think that this nutcase bible thumper deserves "professionalism" from that reporter. I interpret that attitude as veiled homophobia. If she were interviewing a racist or sexist, just about everyone would stand and cheer; but, since it's about gays, people immediately back away and say, "Well, it's her First Amendment right...let her speak."
Bullshit! No yelling FIRE in a crowded theater, and no protesting funerals!

Apparently the voice comes from the tongue. I guess vocal chords are vestigial organs, then?

Turns out, this one is true:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/neutrality.asp