Pass. Almost as bad as the woman who "gives the world's fastest handjobs".

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The smallest whisper or crinkle of a wrapper can set me off! I once took a man's genitalia off just for slurping his soda too loud. I shoved is lopped off penis into his mouth and said my best one-liner to date: "Here's something to suck on, flyboy!"


The Imagination is strong with this one.

Hilarious stand-up!

Wow! Simply brilliant.