Parody or not, there really ARE dolts just like this who hate me just as much, for the same ridiculous reason. There are even countries who would kill me for my lack of mad religio team spirit. Scary...

>> ^jimnms:
I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.


I presume you don't mean "gag" in the literal sense.

Let's just hope she doesn't wander down the Gatorade aisle...

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/gatorade_bottle.jpg