If I was 14 foot tall that kick could really hurt.

>> ^budzos:
Should be called "How to catch Budzos' 5-iron in the temple". More likely I would snap my driver in half and fling the sharp end through his neck before he could recock that fucking thing.

At which point Steven Segall would drop out the sky and be like "OH SHIT BUDZOS YOU THE MAN!" Both would then attend a ho-down and discuss the finer aspects of disabling shotgun wielding foes.

I think the kitty should've fought back with all it's might. That dog was just playing, it wouldn't have known what to do had the cat started to claw the dogs eyes.

"Ugh, damn this coollld weather... where's my hat? oh there it is."
*Gwugh-hem!*
"Who are you people? WHAAT? I'm giving a speech? What for? Oh i'm running for president? I'm old and scared..."

Better sound bites of McCain: Grandpa Simpson.

And while mintbbb was busy on the computer, uploading the video to sift, the poor cat got ripped from limb to limb.

Winner: Dog

Worth a chuckle, nice job.

In this video a cat... Not a cat doing anything funny, not a cat bringing any form of enjoyment or amusement, just a cat. A cat on a boat, if that helps, but still just a cat.

Next time someone posts a video about their cat, it better be bloody exploding into tiny chunks.

*Edit: Same with dogs, ferrets, rabbits, mice, etc. Birds are okay.

That looks SOOOOOOO fun!

>> ^Razor:
I'm just gonna remove my comment...


Anyone catch what Razor said? I'm intrigued...

Dumb heads? Well if you say so...
*dumbheads

Voice acting is suitable imo, I think it's hilarious. But then again I laughed for hours at http://www.geekstir.com/img/comic003.jpg

*You drop down from trap door*
You're surrounded:
-- In front of you is a small counter with food
-- To your left is a blonde with a busty dress, despite advancing years
-- To your right is a more subdued, but nonetheless deadly opponent
-- Behind you is a fridge

Do you...:
a) Approach cautiously and wait for a flaw in your enemies guard?
b) Approach typically, foreseeing no viable threat
c) Approach violently, telling both enemies to STFU

Select a target...:
a) Food
b) Blonde
c) Subdued
d) Fridge

... You get the picture.

I play twice as fast, as both teams, and I always win.

You proved me wrong! Thanks for the heads up! (pun intended)

In reply to this comment by jonny:
In reply to this comment by Creperum:
why is it only beer ads can do anything funny?

not the only ones

>> ^lavoll:
so with the big hollywood budgets that games have now, comes the hollywood executive angst of producing something new..?


How much do you really want a new IP? Two words that should remove all obscene thoughts of such nature: Assassin's Creed!

If you still want a new brand after that, good luck on ya son, but I'll settle with Splinter Cell 16 before I touch that crap again.

Slightly humorous but kinda loses it's strength if you've done the same thing half a dozen times...