>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
^It's in the tags 'New Police Story' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Police_Story


Touche! I guess you'll have no problems "renting" it.

You might have an easier time bitt... err.. renting this movie if they put the title with it

Unless it's actually called "How to rob a bank... in style", which I guess I dont doubt that much.

My balls are amazing, this is not.

I like to watch little kids get seriously hurt as much as the next guy but this video just screams "I'm trying too hard to be funny". It's pretty pathetic.

Tools you need to protect your children:

- Stapler (1x): Check
- 20 Slices of Tesco's own ham: Check
- 45 yards of nylon: Checks
- Industrial strength glue (2 litres): Check
- His/Hers Chastity belt: Check

Sweet! I'm ready to be a father!

I wanted to laugh. I couldn't...

She was only funny when she was f*cking Matt Damon.

She REALLY likes that song! Ever heard one of those songs where, no matter where you are, you have to react? Maybe just a bop of the head? Maybe a hum? Well she feels great affection for this track. Kudos for the public display of affection for this track. I'm sure the artist is happy to have touched you!

Adiot? Please tell me that was deliberate because it's an awful word to misspell.

But yeah, that guy's pretty retarded. I feel sorry for the truck.

Fantastic. Yep, thats what we Mancs' do for our passtime. It's mighty boring up here.

Awesome customer service.

Paintball can hurt, but it's fun!

*Interracial...

... What? We dont have that channel?

This thing got away from me... You see I left my fly down and well, it got out...

*PSST* I'm implying i'm well endowed!

My face exploded when I saw the amazing 4 man 100m relay gold.. Now I know why!

"We believe we have the most advanced technology in use in the world"

That, and kangaroos. Two-nil australia!