Yeeesh. Not sure what hurts more - the horizontal body slam, or the splinter-fest leading up the to the horizontal body slam.

>> ^Ryjkyj:
My friend Tim was a supervisor at UPS. He told me once that whenever he was having a bad day, he would just look for a few packages marked fragile and start throwing them at the wall.


Sounds like your friend Tim was a useless turd. Got his resume handy? I'd like to make sure his gets tossed if it ever comes through our office.

>> ^Duckman33:
>> ^eric3579:
The band that single handily killed the big hair bands. Thank god.

Thank God? Unfortunately, it also killed my way of making a living. You may be thanking God, but it left me homeless, and without a job. Not to mention the thousands of other folks who worked in the rock cubs that lost their jobs when a ton of the clubs that hired 70's, 80's, & early 90's style cover bands closed.

Not Nirvana's fault you didn't have a vocation beyond being a hair-flicking Ayatollah of RockNRolla. \m/ \m/ Rawk!

Works great for over-sleeping kids as well.