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Firefly proves "darn" is more badass than "This is Sparta!"
ARRRRRRGH!
Upvote for being the sheer awesomeness that is firefly!
(Plus I loved that bit when i saw it for the first time.)
Atheist Debaptism Ceremony
Why's everyone taking this video seriously?
This man is quite evidentally taking the piss.
A Beginner's Guide To The British
Dear God that was amazing.
As a history student and out-Britophile this made me lol more than is healthy.
Sue Johanson Discusses Queefing
upvote for the AWESOME sound effects
An Important Question About Sex While Pregnant.
upvote for the epic bubble noises
TDS: Honoring Britain's Fallen Soldiers/Jon Almost Loses It
Jock Stirrup is not a NATO officer (not directly at least)
He is the head of the British Armed Forces in his position as Chief of Defence staff in the UK as of 2006 (i think)
And his full title is 'Air Chief Marshall Sir Jock Stirrup'.
Genuinely.
'jock stirrup'
he may aswell be called Crotch McLegover.
Jimmy Carr Montreal Comedy Festival 2007
Upvote because he's british (and funny)
Mark Lowry Disses Atheism
He is quite right, if you shake a sack full of watch parts for 6 billion years, the chances of it assembling into a watch is at a rough guess, almost one in infinity.
But what he fails to mention is that in his analogy - where the sack represents the universe - he is shaking an almost infinitely large sack, with an almost infinitely large amount of every watch part ever invented.
Therefore, how is it stupid to assume that there would be a watch at the end of it?
Basically, why do people argue that evolution is impossible because the chances of it happening are almost infinitely small?
Seeing as the universe is almost infinitely large, being surprised that we all came together by random chance is like saying you're surprised that - when you gather 100 people - one of them has a disease found in every 1 out of 100 people.
Woman at a comedy show in Australia with no sense of humor
What an utter tit.
She didn't seem to grasp that he was mocking racism.
And how could she not realise it was a JOKE.
Going to see stand-up comedy and thinking what's said isn't a joke is alot like joining the army and saying "oh, we don't have to - you know - actually be soldiers?"
Ricky Gervais: Top 10 Stupid Things Americans ask Brits
hurray for cultural differences and the mocking thereof!
Most Inappropriate Simile Evar.
I think that comment made the world a little bit worse.
Saying that, this moment defines the meaning of 'dark humour' perfectly.