Just what makes a cock fabulous?

Needs to look as important as it is, be not that expensive, and have an awesome name like 'Command Central'.

Looks like the Today show is reccomending people try mine out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wowser

Prudes. Most of South Australia (State), where Attorney General Michael Atkinson keeps blocking the entire country from having a R18 rating for video games.

Seriously, can someone please add yakity sax and about 30% speed to this video?

Holy shit! That has got to be one of the best Darth Vader entrances ever! "All too Easy!"

Hey, did anyone else notice the terrorist fist jab's at 1:27?? Someone has gotta look into that...