Except that this was two years ago.

Oh SHIT! He was only a US senator back then!! I mean senators act humble all the time. This video is meaningless now.

wow the production values in these college humor videos are getting better and better

Yatzhee's a lot better when the game he's reviewing actually suck

>> ^CaptainPlanet420:
They'll try so hard to make it so you don't need a man and a woman to have kids, they'll create self aware robots


Phhhhhht, that is so stupid CaptainPlanet420. Everyone knows that it'll be the Japanese who will doom the human race. And it won't be caused by gay couples creating little AI children to adopt and pervert; No, the matrix will evolve from the development of advanced commercial pet simulations. First Tamagachis, then Aibo, and now Nintendogs, our fascination with cute furry animals will DESTROY US!!!!! DOWNVOTE CAT VIDEOS!!!!!!111111

>> ^atara:
No, she's just on all the money, and Parliament has to get her permission before doing anything, and every time she comes to visit I end up getting stuck in traffic because they closed all the streets downtown.

I thought we asked the queen for permission to do things without her permission.

For all the naysayers, perhaps you need to have seen the entire episode. Without feeling the passion in the scene, it may seem supremely superficial.

Yes, the lead up to that scene was so awesome, consisting of Peter repeating surfin bird ad nauseum, a "people with aids go to hell" joke, a mangled vision of james dean post accident, and a random segway into the life of star jones. That's comedy gold right there.

Family guy has degenerated into a collection of random pop culture references, tasteless jokes, and inane filler, loosely bound together by a skeleton plot. I remember a time when it used to be one of the funniest shows on television but nowadays I can't even finish an episode because they are just garbage.

Yeah family guy has been a terrible show after season 3.

"If you believe in democracy (rule by majority), you believe that 9/10 people can choose to kill the 10th person."

That's only true for "pure" democracies, and is a gross oversimplification. I would not want to live in a republic without democracy, or a democracy without laws.

The WTC was designed by an asian, which is obviously why the towers collapsed.

It must be frustrating to be Ron Paul, having a front row seat watching other people fuck up your country.

Hahahahaha that was awesome!

"I have gone unconscious, and it is ... terrible.

I never felt euphoric about any of it..."

Sounds like you were suffering from a heart condition (Atrial fib?)
It's not the hypoxia itself that caused all of your associated symptoms and discomfort. Nitrogen induced hypoxia like those mentioned in the documentary would produce that euphoric state before unconciousness.

>> ^quantumushroom:
A perfect example of why the man is unfit to lead.
He wastes seven minutes of the crowd's time answering loaded, ignorant questions from sh;t-disturbing "activists", whose sole concern is what they can get for "free" from an Obamarchy.


^This is a perfect example of why you're unfit to post.

I just wasted 10 seconds of my life reading your ignorant, asinine comment.

^imstellar28:

Way to make fun of Obama stuttering. That's because the dude who asked the question was yelling and trying to speak over Obama. Obama was courteous enough to let the young man speak but when it was Obama's turn to speak the young man wouldn't shut the fuck up. You making such a big deal out of this shows just how childish and ignorant you are.

Can you point me to the new york statute that forbids the assembly of a protest group in a public road, the illegality of the individuals actions, as well as the constitutional basis for such a law?

>> ^imstellar28:


Yeah sure you have the right to voice your opinion. But no matter how legit your greviance is, that doesn't give you the right to mess around with other innocent people. I am not the cause of your present predicament and if you want to inconveince me without my consent then fuck you. You are acting like a spoiled brat whose motto is: "if I'm not happy then no one else should be". And people like that deserve to get some manners beaten into them.