You Forgot It In People is still one of the best complete albums I've ever heard.

Vague speeches filled with patriotic platitudes won't quell the dangerous levels of hatred McCain fomented for Obama during the campaign among a populace already predisposed toward suspicion.

If he wants to serve his new commander-in-chief, he could do nothing more useful than plainly and unequivocally disassociating Obama's name with terrorism, socialism and anti-Americanism.

Simply repeating the standard concession speech phrases of 'we had our differences' and 'I respect my opponent who loves America as much as I do', isn't enough when you portrayed him as an enemy-of-the-state.

How I wish John Cleese could live forever. I love that man. His cough sounds awful though.

A rare opportunity to witness the death of young minds.

Sniff.

Such a disgrace. Words fail me.

Man, Amy Winehouse has put on some weight.

I was a little disappointed to see the car begin to roll away at the end. I was hoping Larry would have the last laugh while his boys put the car up on blocks and made away with the wheels.

It could be the ubiquitous objectification of women bordering on misogyny that is holding back the masses. I dunno.

Coincidentally, the same people are also the only group left in America who can serve as jurors at an O.J. trial.

"Biden is going to destroy her in debates, should be good for a laugh..."

I lost my sense of humor about this sort of thing after the Bush Vs. Gore debates.

Stupidity no longer amuses me.

Things like this make the Central Hatcheries and Conditioning Centers of Huxley's Brave New World almost palatable.

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Attention infant! This is the police. Step away from the nipple!

This seems straight out of Idiocracy.