Tom Wait's version is far superior

This guy is an idiot. He should read some books about atheism before opening his mouth.

Haha up vote for "Mario and Luigi, Just tryin' ta get laid."

After 70 years of eating cheese the old hermit on top of the mountain finally gets his hands on some laxatives.

I've seen them disappear into my stomach after being deep fried and smothered in sauce.

If a horse and the Crypt Keeper had a baby....

10 min later the entire office was engulfed in the the flames from one of his elite socialist terror bombs. Oh he's a crafty one!

Isn't there some kind of filtering process for detecting terrorists from running for office!?

Yay! This made my day.

How is this sift worthy? God I can't wait till this election is over so we can stop with all this politics crap.

Doesn't McCain have great grandchildren?

I just developed a fear of little people.

This is so awesome. The penguin really nails the classic political attack.

Some may laugh at him... but I wouldn't mind trading places with him one bit.

James Bond's new nemesis! Brown Finger!

Cut off his balls now, because thats is as good as he's ever gonna get!

The Italians know what I'm talkin about! El castrato!