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Username Fix Requests Go Here (Sift Talk Post)
13718 ='s Drax
Crystal Method - Drown in the Now
Kenny Powers on Ecstasy: "Work, Drugs!"
I think stuff gets made these days with the sole purpose of getting put on videosift.
Chick makes same dumb face in every damn picture
She's obviously dating the Invisible Man, and very committed.
Kittens' first experience of the Great Outdoors
Remember in Blade Runner... all those artificial pets? Why weren't they all just perma-kittens? Oh yeah.. that movie was before the interwebs, cats weren't invented yet.
More CSI bullshit: Digital Zoom
Now all he has to do is point the spoon in the direction of the suspect's house, and use a camera to magnify and x-ray the reflection on the spoon till they find him.
Cheap security camera should do it (resolution might not be too good though).
Daily Show 4/20 - We Don't Torture
Which is what it did.
"You're not really drowning me." ='s "You guys (captors) just aren't getting it.. this isn't working."
He's making fun of the ridiculousness of torturing someone that much, as in it was so much the victim actually got used to it. If there was anything useful to gain from it, it would have happened about 150 or so waterboardings ago. I found nothing derogatory towards the victim in that joke, and I'm not pro-waterboarding to begin with.
Drunk Driving Test Fail
It was 80 proof when he got done with it.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit - Nude Body Painting
*newchannelIjustcreatedanditsprettymuchallyoushouldeverwatch